hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via dengnia)

psychofactz:

More?
bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

I can only imagine what would happen if we were together

One day I’ll wake up next to you and reminisce on the time I thought this would never happen.

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

(Source: spermbanker, via gullibility)